Henry Youngman Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.	Mother-in-law
2	So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'	Wife
3	Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.	Economy
4	My kid is a born doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes.	Doctors
5	All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.	Men
6	I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.	Kiss

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