Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
No.	Quotation	Subject
1	I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.	Jealousy
2	The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.	Alcohol
3	Whatever cleanin' goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men are of our one! We clean sumpin' up we're gonna talk about it all year long...'Look don't worry about emptyin' that ashtray, I done got it al	Housecleaning
4	Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?	Cleanliness
5	You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.	Miscellaneous
6	If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.	Miscellaneous
7	If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.	Miscellaneous

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