Mother-in-law Quotes
No.	Quotation	Last Name	First Name
1	I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, Get the hell off my property.	Rivers	Joan
2	I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.	Youngman	Henry
3	The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."	Dawson	Les
4	I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."	Dawson	Les
5	I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.	Dawson	Les

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